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  2. iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

    boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

    (via yoloboobs)

     
  3. kitroku:

    think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

    (Source: memewhore, via lolsofunny)

     

  4. mariahcareys:

    when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

    image

    (via laugh-til-ya-fart)

     

  5. juilanne:

    i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

    (via drownedintheposey)

     
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  7. mylourrydiary:

    hlil:

    Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
    Plants

    Can you believe there is love that is illegal
    Love

    (Source: hhlil, via drownedintheposey)

     

    1. Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.
    2. Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.
     
  8. whiteboyfriend:

    happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

    (via bloodyhellimbritish)

     
  9. cnnbreakingofficial:

    fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

    “Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

    “How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

    “Perfect.”

    that’s cool as fuck though

    (via bloodyhellimbritish)

     

  10. wandatinasky:

    don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

    (via bloodyhellimbritish)

     

  11. baracknobama:

    baracknobama:

    i lost my glasses today

    i cant see how this could have happened

    (via bloodyhellimbritish)

     

  12. waltgifs:

    werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

    Reasons not to go outside:

    1. Ruffians
    2. Thugs
    3. Poison ivy
    4. Quick sand
    5. Cannibals
    6. Snakes
    7. The plague
    8. Large bugs
    9. Men with pointy teeth
    10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

    image

    (via bloodyhellimbritish)

     
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