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  3. Happy 28th birthday, Hulk~! (25.07.14)

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  4. foodchewer:

    am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see

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  5. (Source: ludgateing, via laugh-addict)

     

  6. icorly:

    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

    (Source: asscrab, via pizza-direction)

     

  7. ohdaesusie:

    this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

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  8. dutchster:

    when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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  9. grinderman2:

    rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

    grinderman2:

    frozenfoxtails:

    grinderman2:

    *gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

    How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

    Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

    How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

    You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

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  10. thatfunnyblog:

    The American collegiate system in one gif set

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  11. veruca-assault:

    ms-kawesome:

    The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

    I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

    (via pizza-direction)

     
  12. taylornhicks:

    My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

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  14. mydogsnokes:

    i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

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  15. cumslayer:

    cumslayer:

    So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

    AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

    (via pizza-direction)